poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
beautifully-outofplace: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
nahthatsnotveryraven: what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
narobe: mooliesauce: ellieiero: you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs I think about...
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
whores: if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
andysambergg: i have so much homework what movie should i watch